Kwakers Kranky Korner

Thursday, March 31, 2005 at 12:05:00 PM

Can Ya Hear Me Now, Damnit!?

Do you ever wonder how many people truly listen to what you are saying? It's become more and more apparent that folks only seem to listen when it's them you are talking about or you throw in words or key phrases like "Tits", "Ass" or "Look at that funky beaver!"

I asked the fella with outdoor plumbing twice last night not to do something...(all the while he was typing in his blog) and do you think he heard or paid any attention? No, he did not.
Perhaps he was too busy, didn't care or was daydreaming about masterbating penguins as he typed..I dunnno...But it pisses me off that those with outdoor plumbing ask us with indoor, to say what we want clearly and not hint, yet when we do, they still fucking don't listen.
WTF is up with that????

I've heard tell (yes another of those hick/redneck terms-get fucking used to it.) that men only listen to what they want to and in particular for key words/phrases, and block out all the rest, even if their ball hair is engulfed in flames, they don't pay any attention unless some big titted slut prances over and points with her perky damn nipples directly to his balls.
So in the future, fellas, if you have a broad at home, listen. Not only to just what you want to hear, or for those key phrases, but listen to all she has to say. She listens to you, afterall. and if she doesn't...well that's another story, as I'm not a fem-nazi/women are right all the time men are scum kinda bitch.
(and for the record, I was pissed off at you, but I don't stay mad for long. But fucking listen more often, already...)

As for the Theresa Schindler Schiavo case and news coverage...I personally think the husband is a cold hearted prick and can't really care for her all that much, if he's got another bitch at home with two kids by said bitch. And the family, I know their hearts are in the right place, but to help make a circus of their daughter and sisters health isn't right either, and Jesse Jackson, go the fuck home, go support the innocent (rollys eyes) Jacko.
I don't believe the media is doing her justice either. Not the tv channels, newspapers, ect. etc. But those standing vigil outside the hospice, who are making an ass out of themselves by chanting or trying to bust in to offer her real food and water, which would have killed her, those fuckers should pack their shit up and go back to where they came from. Also that broad who was on a hunger strike..give me a fucking break lady. You are NOT like Terri, she didn't have fluids and you did, so get out from in front of the cameras and pull that twinkie out of your twat and eat it already! Those being respectful and praying, I don't have a problem with. It's ok to offer a bit of coverage, but stop shoving it up my ass 24/7... and those who joke about it in general probably need an outlet for their fears and feelings.
But on a personal note, having had a relative die from not having food and water, those who are closest to me, should show a bit of compassion and stop and think before sending jokes, making tacky comments and so on.
As apparently asking them to chill the fuck out doesn't work..but then again that would require listening.
But Terri's dead now. All that's left is the autopsy, the cremation and then the world will forget and move on as the drama will be over.
Back to the hospice...those folks give care and do care.

On to the Pope...I think his time for passing is getting closer than the Vatican would like to admit. Maybe the next pope will fix the priests who are molesting children in the church, finally...but then again I doubt it.

Now if only the damn car was working and not being a pain in the ass....

But March has been one of those months...a month filled with grief over the passing of Jim's dad, John Lees Adams.
I personally never got the opportunity to meet him in person, but I felt as though I knew him to know that he was a real father and dad, how deeply he cared for his family and those around him. How very many lives he touched with his kindness, how he passed on his strength, humor and stubborness to his son, as well as the ideals of what it is to be a man, and how to conduct oneself with honesty and respectibility. The world needs more men like him, and he will be very deeply missed by many.